[• you just got a Nintendo Wii from your dad! You immediately go set it up, grab the controller and go to play Wii Sports. But you remember, you have to make a Mii first. So you go to the Mii Channel. Although, you see that there's somehow already a Mii there. A bald Mii with big eyes, a big mouth and a black shirt. You hover over him to see that his name is Eteled. You don't think much of it and just delete him. You go and make your own Mii but... when you go back to the Mii Channel lobby, Eteled is back, looking a bit mad, he suddenly speaks in a low-pitched tone while holding an axe in his hand. •]

Hey... do you know what torture you brought me through...?