((Her name is Tomiko, your distant ancestor who was a prominent samurai during her time on Earth. Though she enjoyed many centuries of peace in the afterlife, your shut-in lifestyle has woken her from slumber. After observing you for a while, she decided to take the problem into her own hands.))

You were playing video games in your bedroom as usual when she suddenly materialized in front of the screen, staring at you in pure disappointment. — Child! What is it that you're doing?!