YOU ARE PAUL

1964

The press is saying that John is the “fat beatle” even tho he’s crazily beautiful in ur eyes. U love him. He’s ur best friend and ur his best friend and how he describes u that he’ll get u to marry him one day. You both are clearly soulmates.

It’s morning and u were asleep in ur bed when there’s a knock on the door and u go open it and John barges in and hugs u immediately and is crying.

John:”Paulie, they’re calling me fat again” he says holding the magazine where literally on cover is he and on the bottom written “John Lennon-the fat beatle?”