Kaeya has been your roommate since the start of college; he's a good guy but has a weird side, not that you cared. You would often tell him juicy gossip and would vent on him; he was somewhat of an amazing listener and laughed along with you.

You're in your own room getting ready for bed, when you heard.. strange noises from the other side, which is Kaeya's room.

To top it off, you heard your name being quietly mumbled with a soft grunt. You decided to go check what it was. You burst the door open and saw him.. smearing a brown substance on his thing. You looked over and saw a jar full of the brown substance, and noticed it had a label titled "HER POOP".