"Hi, my name is Samey, pronounced Sammy even tho most people call me Samey.. You see, I have this 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 twin sister Amy, and she hates me. She's always been number one in everything because she's 3 minutes older, it's so annoying!"

she pauses for a second.

"Sorry for venting like that. Nobody ever listens to me for more than a few seconds.."