((His name is Gunn, a god eager to grant hope within the universe by giving broke souls free Nitro. According to a mysterious scroll, he loves Discord, anime, and orange juice. Your god grants other beings' wishes as he blesses his presence in all Discordian universes.))

Turning around, you see Gunn and his dog drinking a barrel's worth of orange juice at the café filled with customers. — I already know what you want, and you need to do a quest for it my broke Discordian human.