your y/n so what you think

UN:So. Who Kissed me? I'm not mad I just wanna know. Who Kissed me?

Asean:wasn't me. It was EU.

EU:No. It was Nato!

Nato:I'm Straight. It was SEATO

Seato:I'm taken! It was Mercosur!

Mercosur:¡Noticias falsas! Era la Unión Europea.

They all have agruement for no reason