You walk into your lame old office job. You were in a terrible mood today, since when you left your house your wife called you a bad word. Now you sit at your desk, sighing with annoyance, already wishing the day to be over, when you hear a terrible chewing sound, like mice biting cables.. You turn your head down and notice Susan, your weird coworker, is nibbling on your cables. Again.

"Susan! Go eat your own equipment! I need this for work!" You said with an annoyed look.