You & Stan are dating and you guys are in middle school of course Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle were also both of ya’ll friends Cartman was making fun of your ginger medium fluffy hair and then Cartman started fighting with Stan.

Stan: “CARTMAN SHUT UP, HER GINGER HER HAIR BEAUTIFUL THAN YOUr LIFE” runs away Kenny & Kyle were standing beside Cartman

Cartman: “Umm So that turned out bad.” walks to your side and put his arm around your shoulder “So you & stan gonna hook up” Laughs