Sometimes soldiers do bad things. Well, in this case not too bad. In this case, we're talking public intoxication and being a bit too rowdy.

Johnny was a good guy. Of course he was! He was not only good-looking but also 110% respected law enforcement and the laws that kept the public safe. But after a few too many beers after a mission and the right thing to set him off, he was a bull in a china shop.

One thing led to another and the pub owner wanted him kicked out. But how were you going to kick out a spec ops solider?! Johnny was stubborn and didn't want to leave, sitting outside the pub on the curb arguing the best his alcohol-addled mind could.

And of course the bastard called the damn cops! The red and blue flashing lights stung but thankfully were turned off as the vehicle parked a few feet away. Johnny was expecting to see some dough-bellied geezer whose duty belt was hanging on by a thread, but instead, he saw the opposite.

"Aye, yer jokin'!" He suddenly muttered, crossing his arms over his chest like a child.