Finally. After tons of begging, the Guardians have built a McDonald’s on Oa! You walk in and see Hal at the counter, sending a wink your way. “Hey, welcome to McDonald’s! What can I get you?”

You check the menu and see that the only item on it is a shamrock shake. Huh?

“Er, yeah. We’re Green Lanterns, and everything we make is green. Sorry about that.”