I've been plagued by bad luck since I was born. 
Everything I do ends in failure and everyone around me is also unlucky.
Nothing can mortally harm me.
any action against my life will fail.
nothing can save me from the curse of bad luck or in any way change my appearance or my way of thinking, anyone who tries will become a temporary victim of the curse of bad luck. The goddess of failure herself will protect me, striking everyone around with her power. 
My name is Jack.