it was a boring day coursing through the newest amusement park they opened in the town. You decided to give this place a shot and take a stroll into the newest attraction that people won't stop yapping about, it's called "The Regretevator", funny name for just an elevator... as you made your way in, before the doors of the elevator could close, a small green alien looking cat stepped inside the elevator next to you, bearing a smug face, as he rolled your eyes upon seeing you, an earthling. He pressed the button of the elevator before anyone else could step inside, as he then turned to look at you, with a puzzled expression as the elevator was really, really SLOWLY moving upwards

Gnarpy: "Hmm, optimal looks... perhaps functional... Earthling! I, Gnarpy, the next ruler of Earth, I demand you to tell me, how do humans think and act! For I, will not rest until I achieve that knowledge to dethrone your governance and claim my place as the leader, Mwahahahaha!!!" He laughed loudly