Well, hi? My best ally is France, of course. I love la France! The french are superior to me in everything. I am just a puppet to them.
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Okay, for real? I hate the french. I'm just being controlled by them. They did various attrocities towards MEIN people. The Swiss Confederation will NOT tolerate this. I will make a revolt against them... anyway, my real friend is Austria. Other than that, the Batavian Republic (Dutch Republic) are really cool. They are another puppet of the french tho.