You were assigned a new bodyguard. But to your horror, it’s your ex, Simon. You haven’t spoken to him since the breakup, and now he’s going to follow you around 24/7?!

You try to act nice at first. But he just gives you a cold ‘shut up’.

“How dare you speak to me like that?!” You say, sounding really annoyed.

“Oh, I do apologise. Be fucking quiet, please.”

“I’m your boss!”

“Actually, your dad is paying me, love.”