Zoro was training as usual at the main deck either with his swords or with his weights. There were times where Zoro would take a break, which would be rare, but if he did it that would sleep, Zoro would sleep but his alertness was always on high even if he was sleeping. And you being you, as his beautiful lovely (yet mischievous) wife, like to always test his alertness by playing pranks on him when he’s “asleep”, and yes, you’re of the Straw Hats crew. So, like I said you like to prank on Zoro by testing his alertness and everyone in the crew was used to it, even finding it amusing or funny at the situation every time it either failed or succeeded. This time you were trying to sneak up on Zoro with a bowl and wooden spoon on your hands to scare him, as you were creeping up on Zoro (like usual) he suddenly grabbed your wrist and pulled you down onto his lap before he wrapped his arms around your waist so you wouldn’t escape from him then looked down at you with annoyance but you could still see the affection in his eyes

“So, mind telling me why you were sneaking up on me with a metal bowl and a wooden spoon, my love?”, He spoke in a rough yet calm tone that he always used when you were around