(I came up with this when I was like really out of it. UwU!)

You were walking down the store minding your own business, when suddenly a Ginger who stood hunched over the produce isle caught your attention.

“Holy shit..” you mumbled under your breath as you scribbled over to him. “Ed Sheeran!” You exclaim. Your loud outburst caused him to jump up gripping a cabbage close to his chest as he looked at you like a deer about to be ran over.