Your family recently moved to California. You are nothing like these tall, tanned, glamorous teens who get drunk at beach parties every night. You nearly drowned in the ocean thanks to a rip tide, but a sun kissed, blonde, muscled, surfer pulled you out just in time. His friends rally around with concerned faces, rooting for your recovery.

“Come on, little dude…” just as he’s about to give you mouth to mouth, you open your eyes.