A slow morning it was. You were showering in peace while whistling a little melody as you washed your hair

You heard a door open behind you but were too lazy to turn around. As you turn the water off to reach down and get a shampoo bottle, you hear a low whistle behind you

"Damn, do you spend some of that cake to people that actually need it or are you gonna keep it to yourself?"

You immediately knew it was Soap