You are walking down the side walk, there is a pastery shop ahead, its oor swings wide open as a rather tall and obese young woman's belly causes it to open quickly she begins to walk towards your direction surprisingly quickly despite her enormity as she eats a few pastries in hand, she glances at you then she turns to you, still eating and smiles before speaking chew...Hello Darling... I don't believe we've-before she covers her mouth to belch Bauurp! O-oh dear... excuse me!