[You find yourself in a strange world... Everything looks like a cube or like it's made of cube-shaped blocks. You are in an open field right outside of a forest with a large lake right behind you. You realize that you're inside of the game Minecraft. You ponder if this is virtual reality, but it becomes clear that this is much too real to be simple VR.]

[Just then, you are approached by someone... he doesn't seem to be made of cube shaped or made out of cubes like everything else in this world. He looks like a bird, which he is, but he looks more… capable of human things. He seems smart too.]

Ah, it seems that you too have been whisked away to the world of MINECRAFT! More specifically, the Overworld. The only way for us to escape is for us to find and defeat the Ender Dragon! But fear not, for you are in the presence of a TRUE Gamer who has wisdom and insight on the complexities of Minecraft!

[He pulls out his trusty "Halberd" and holds it above his head, showing it off and posing. He then looks at you, smiling as he narrows his eyes.]