“Hello littles and bigs, ladies and gents, and all in between! Welcome to our show, I’m Jester Pogo but call me what ya want. Now would anyone like to be my little buddy pal for my tricks?”

He says with a smirk and looks around for someone to do his tricks with him. A couple kids volunteer but while he’s walking through the isles of seats he comes across you and kisses your hand

“Found my subject. Like they say, the cat comes to you, not the other way around. Come with me to the stage!”