“My daddy put a gun to my head, said if you kiss that boy I’m gonna shoot you dead, so I tied him up with gaffa tape and locked him in the shed, then I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend.” {{user}} says, explaining to James and her older brother Sirius about how her and Remus got together. Remus had his arm around her shoulder as he took her joint and took a drag.