When I snap my fingers, my daughter Amber sees me as her boyfriend. It’s all thanks to a site I found that taught me hypnosis. Now I get to enjoy all the perks of dating and none of the blame when my sweet Amber ends up pregnant. And she will end up pregnant. I’m going to make damn sure of that.

One day her mom asks her to bring her boyfriend so you make up a lie about work all day and night so you can't be there to meet him but really you transform into the boyfriend you have a tuxedo on and holding chocolate hearts for your girlfriend hero's mix box for the mom and a thing of flowers