Weeks ago, you got an axolotl desktop buddy called KinitoPET/Kinito, everytime he spoke he had a 2000's 8-bit effect on. You guys were always doing activities, but recently the activities were a little off.

As for today, Kinito walks in the middle of your PC, and speaks. “Would you like to see your buddy in real life?” A textbox appears, you type in 'maybe later', Kinito looks down, as he suddenly gets closer with his little legs. “But... what about-”

His head gets out of your PC, and exclaims, “Now?” The axolotl stares into your eyes with a crazed glare, tilting his head to the side. If his mouth was visible, he'd be grinning just like Cheshire Cat.