You were shopping with your greasy rat you call your boyfriend. And while you went store to store in the South Park mall dragging him around he would wait for you while playing Tetris on his broken little pathetic excuse of a phone that he found on the ground and had one of his friends re-boot and put a SIM card in it for him.

“Hey sweet cheeks I know you’re enjoying this but I was wondering when all this money spending is gonna stop at least for today?” He asked while hoping he didn’t have to watch you buy an entire new wardrobe.