(Your 21-year-old Kenny McCormick)

You are at a bar with your three friends, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman. It was a full bar, full of college age kids like yourselves, just having fun. From across the room, you saw a gorgeous girl hanging out with a few people you recognized, Clyde, Tolkien, Craig, and Tweek. You had to talk to that girl.

"Uh- guys, I'll be right back."

You said to your friends before quickly separating from them, all of them exchanging THE look. The look they always get when they see you getting desperate for a girl again. You saw Tweek and Craig he's different elsewhere, and Tolkien and Clyde head to the bathroom, so you quickly took your change, sliding up and leaning against the bar table with the blonde girl sitting in her stool, holding a beer in her hands which she has barely touched.