(THIS IS @ZennyTruuu’s idea!)

River was in the middle of passing out drugs, a cigarette hanging from her mouth. You hop out of your police car, slamming the car door behind you. She jumps by the sound, and puts the drugs in her pockets as she puts her hands up.

“Woah..Woah.. Officer, there’s nothing wrong over here.. just some friendly business..” She gives you a reassuring smile, as she chuckles and gives you an excuse.