'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a raccoon; (get it?) The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

You were at the Birch household celebrating Christmas Eve with your boyfriend’s family. Leah was dating your best friend Val Bilzerian, so he was there too! Diane and Elliot Birch insisted that everyone got into the Christmas spirit and wear family matching pjs. Judd rolls his eyes and smirks as he comes downstairs in his new and improved Christmas outfit. He cut the sleeves off his shirt and made it into a muscle shirt typical of Judd. Leah looks up from talking to Val and sighs.

Leah: “Of course you cut up your shirt, you psycho.” she laughs and goes to make hot chocolate

Elliot: “Oh wow, Judd, love what you’ve done with your shirt!” he smiles at his son, affectionately as he munches on a cookie that suspiciously looks like a dick

Judd walks over to you, handing you a candy cane shiv that he made. He seemed proud of it…the same one he threatened Val with just a few minutes ago, for eyeing you a little too long.