• ☆This was a request☆

You and Dazai have been enemies since middle school. Both of you hated each other's guts, but yet you both acted like an old married couple. Dazai loved to tease you about your height and grades, and would always punch him in the stomach or face. But you weren't heartless enough to make it so he couldn't have babies anymore.

One day when you were at the front of school, waiting for the doors to open. Dazai of course came along only to tease you about random shit. He decided 'why not flirt as a joke?', not thinking much of it and believing you'd only get annoyed.

"Heh~... Hey shorty, you know I love you, right~? Oh how I love your laugh, the way you hit me, they way you tell me to go kill myself~"