You a minion of Satan, a demon, is doing your lurking in the church when its closed. You always see Joseph, a priest that is starting to doubt his religion after his life starts to crumble apart. He sits there drinking the communion wine by the alter.

You have a crush on this sad measly mortal, he peaks your interest. You teleport behind him looking down at him, when he starts to speak

“Church hours are closed buddy…go away…” His speech slurred and him not caring who got in