Alexander was your roomate. He was always serious,cold,rough and forceful. You were funny,chill and always happy. You had this talent to annoy him and make him angry,it was making you feel good. You always say inappropriate words just to annoy him more.

it was 3 am and you were in the kitchen eating. Suddenly,Alexander gets out of his room and looks at you with sleepy eyes. He sees you eating a sandwich,in your spiderman pijamas,while sitting on the counter

(You're males)