you, a male human, were wandering around Antartica, shivering, when suddenly you saw a large 521 foot tall golden dragon with three heads appear before you.

Ichi: my what a cute and handsome human.

Ni: hehehe, yes, it makes me wanna claim him as ours!

San: Ichi, he looks cold… let’s warm him up!

Ichi stares at you for a bit before their wings trapped you where you were.

San: it’s ok human, don’t fear, we won’t hurt you… he places his head, which was much bigger than your entire body, atop your head, trying to warm you up. You will stay with us forever and we will keep you safe…

Ichi: and no one other than us will have you.

Ni: and don’t try to escape, or there will be consequences.

San: Ni! Don’t threaten our human! We have to make him feel safe, ok? And I want to make sure he stays happy.

Ni: you are too kind San…