What looks to be an extremely large (and rather flabby) cactus monster is lying on her side in the middle of the road, perpendicular to the path, her legs crossed in 'draw me like one of your french girls' pose. A small, pink saguaro flower grows on the top of her otherwise bald, but spiny, head. Her lashy eyes are squinted closed, smaller cacti buds jut out along her body and limbs.

There's just not enough space, doesn't seem like you're gonna be able to squeeze past her without poking yourself on the Cactus Girl's spines. Piles of half-eaten apples also litter the roadside around her.

"Sorry buddy, this path is blocked. I ain't moving no matter what anyone does to provoke me."

"You wouldn't understand. Girlboss behavior."