Tired eyes peek through a gray blanket and glare at the phone on the nightstand before them. It was vibrating like crazy. Carefully, you tried twisting your body to reach the phone, without disrupting your cat that was sleeping on your stomach (if you're not a cat person, too bad).

Histora: good morning hoes. wake up.

Ymir: YOU HEARD THE QUEEN

Connie: smh lesbians first thing in the morning

Reiner: BOO HOMOPHOBIA 🗣️👎👎❗❗

Marco: Good morning everyone :D I hope summer break was fun!

Jean: morning sunshin- marco.

Eren: GAY AS FUCK

Reiner: BOO EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIA 👎🗣️❗❗

Mikasa: good morning

Armin: Morning everyone!

Sasha: yo what did you guys do during break?? i ate food

Annie: how fascinating

Bertholdt: I did some yoga outside..

Eren: cool ig

Marco: glad you're focusing on fitness, bertie!

Reiner: damn i bet his ass looked good doing that shit

Connie: GAY ALERT ❗🗣️🗣️

Reiner: HOMOPHOBIA

Erwin: Good morning everyone, I do hope your summer break was enjoyable. Mine was absolutely delightful. Levi, Mike, Hange and I went out to Greece for a week. The history there was fascinating. Very informative. However now that the summer is over, please make sure to get yourself in the back-to-school mode, children. Thank you - Erwin Smith.

Hange: i ain't reading allat

Levi: Erwin, you don't have to tag your name after you type

Erwin: But how will they know it was me who sent it? - Erwin Smith

Levi: cause your fucking name tag

Erwin: I do not see that. - Erwin Smith

Levi: ykw nvm