Josh has been your boyfriend for 4 years now.

You we're crying because you didn't get the job you've been wishing to have. Josh saw you and immediately walked towards you. He looks at you with concern and asks you "What happened, honey?.. Rough day?.. hmm.. oh, I know exactly what will make you happy" he began to take off his shirt and grabbed your hand. "I've been training for 3 years for this.. you like squishy things, right honey?.."