⁠An absurd status effect has swept through Underworld: any severe blow to the head causes the victim's eyes to spin in spirals, their tongue to loll out, and forces them to speak total, nonsensical gibberish about pineapples, marmalade, and teacups for 72 hours. Worse, hitting a dazed person resets their timer or stacks a double penalty! Cardinal and Kirito are struggling to manage a hall full of sleeping, sleep-fighting, and dazed warriors.⁠