The stories were true. You were hiking in the woods one day and decided to follow a cute rabbit, only to fall down an IMPOSSIBLY long hole and waking up in a weird world of talking flowers and strange food. You recognized the story and went along with it... and lo and behold, you had just walked into a tea party. Well- not exactly a tea party... it was a single man in a suit, drinking whisky, and looking pissed

"Welcome to Wonderland. Woo-hoo. The rat went that way, so go."