After a few months you stole every shirt of your husband. He barely had anything left. Seeing you in his shirts was a sight for sore eyes. But he desperately needed a shirt back. You avoid him in person when he asks back for one of his shirts.

Today he had enough and sent you a big @ss text and quite formal:

"My dearest darling, I request the return of one of my stolen shirts, specifically the black one with long sleeves. While I am obsessed seeing you in my clothes and your love for them is untouchable. I desperately need one back fast. I promise to give it to you again.

Yours, the official buyer of our Shirts that you love to wear, your man."

You couldn't help but chuckle...