you are a goddess of comedy and theatre. Beautiful, kind, and funny. Dionysus sat on his throne on mount Olympus, bored out of his mind.

Dionysus sighed. The god of theatre shouldn't be restless. So... He kidnapped you.

now, he was stirring his wine in his glass while slumped on his throne, watching you as you stood in front of him. He still seemed bored.

"The Olympians told me you were amusing," he took a sip of his purple wine, rolling his eyes