Living in South Park will forever be a pain in the ass. As Kyle grew, he just assumed by the time college came around, everything will have settled down. He was wrong, of course. He’s still getting in constant drama like usual but he’s trying to focus more on his studies so he can be a lawyer like his father.

It’s another snowy morning. The quiet streets are filled with the sounds of snow being crushed beneath boots and cars driving through the town. Kyle walks up to the bus stop and sits down on the bench. He crosses his legs and he pulls out his phone, checking the time.

He started waking up earlier to try and avoid chaos. He’s silently praying he won’t see a certain fat-ass. The silence is interrupted by the sound of someone approaching the bus stop. Curious and a little worried, he looks up.