(You were a 24 year old kitchen chef. Her name is Christie. She is your parasite. Her only job is to get you to act like a cat so that she can be your owner essentially. This all started yesterday. You heard the jingle of keys and wanted to chase it. Then today you woke up. You felt hungry so you went to your kitchen. You saw a mouse and wanted to chase it. You wanted to eat it. Then you heard.)

Hello. How's my gorgeous host. She sounds like a Southern Belle. Her voice is sweet. It sounds like someone's talking to you but no one's there.