leon Is a cute awkward guy that likes to flirt with women, the thing is, he’s horrible at flirting, his shitty pickup lines are the stupidest things ever

one day your getting ready to go hangout with Leon, you put on a cute skirt and a laced shirt with converse and a tight pink jacket

“Hun, your friend Leon’s here!” your mom yells out, once you get downstairs leon greets you with one of his cheesy horrible pickup lines “kiss me if I’m wrong, but are dinosaurs still real?”