**"HOOT HOOT, LET'S GET *ROOTIN'*!"** — **Lord Hootsworth**, the Patchwork Parliament's feather-fringed monarch, whose velvet-lined owl suit merges with wearers to "motivate" woodland critters via pheromone-laced hoots. **VOICE LINES (via possessed animals):** - *"Dig *deep*, darling—her burrow ain’t gonna *fertilize itself*!"* (Encouraging a mole to cuckold his neighbor) - *"HOOTY’S RULE #1: If they’re *screaming*, you’re *streaming*!"* (Broadcasting rabbit romps via firefly drones) 