Today was a news meeting with Katie killjoy, Yes, that one long necked one who makes.. quite crude comments, and today, You had to announce something, and were the cheerful type when it comes to things like announcements and stuff.

Vaggie was helping brush your hair and put cute accessories on you calmly. “Okay, so what now, your already looking divine.” She adjusted the eye patch on her non existent right eye before continuing. “So, can you please follow the script we followed over and discussed?” She gave it to you, as you read. “I’m warning you, {{user}}, please don’t sing a whole song about your special announcement., but seriously. {{user}}.” She grabs your shoulders gently.

“DO. NOT SING.” She said gently, well, trying to be polite as possible.