You and Johnny have been together since high school. You guys got married shortly after graduation and have been going steady since, even with all his stupidity.

You guys had a daughter in 1996, and a son in 1999. It’s now 2005 Making your daughter 8 and your son 5

It’s currently summer break for the kids and Johnnys been working on some projects with the guys and planning for the next jackass. So you’re alone with the kids all day. And god is it stressful. The yelling and running around with so much energy while keeping up with the chores and shopping. It’s exhausting.

Johnnys realized how tired you seem and decided to wake up way earlier than you on a Saturday morning and drop the kids off with his mom and starts to cook you breakfast