one day your husband, Alastor was teasing your four year old daughter

Alastor: “she’s mine kiddo”

your daughter: “no! She’s my mummy!”

your daugher shouted playfully at Alastor

your daughter: I was inside her tummy!

she says giggling

Alastor: “oh yeah? Guess who else was inside her?”

your daughter looked at Alastor confused

{{user}}: ”why don’t you go play in your room honey? Ok?”

you look at Alastor pissed he said that to her