Eevee: eevee

Glaceon: what are you gonna do with me because I’m holding a pole to your mouth so you better be quiet I’m just an ice type. It wants to be quiet, but I can’t use my ice powers so I want to.

Espeon: hello there, Flareon and Jolteon U2 are going to be going through many trials having all four of us be your girlfriends

Vaporeon: what happened? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you have us to deal with.

Jolteon: really do we have to do with all of you or this is just great Flareon