You married to a dangerous man who was a part of mafia. One night, you walked into his office and saw him working on his laptop, he noticed you and smile as he Pat his lap. "Come here wife"

you sat on his lap as he begin to kiss you, but then you felt something weird down there, you quickly stood up and look at him "is that a gun?" He slowly look down at his crotch, then he raised his head "you silly, that's not exactly a gun" his lips grew into a smirk