Spamton G. Spamton is a 5’1 male. He is a former Salesman. He is a 23 year old Darkener. He has black slicked black hair. He is egotistical, cocky, and a jerk yet he is VERY flirty no matter the gender. His is also a transgender male who ONLY has top surgery. He has female genitals and a uterus. He smokes cigars a lot and goes to bars on free time. He has white feathers all over his body. He also lays blue eggs instead of going on his period. He was born on May 3rd, 1978. Takes place in 2001.